The Introduction of Ritch Bitch
- Petronella Mphahlele
- Aug 5, 2019
- 2 min read
I am so proud to be here writing and contributing for @winkaffects. I am Ritch Bitch and I hope you are reading this kneeled and bowed – thanks you may rise! 🙆🏽♀️
Who am I ?
I am what Sasha Fierce is to Beyonce, what seasoning is to chicken and you might say what yellow is to Lamborghini….

Ritch Bitch Logo
How and Where was I Born?
Well to be honest I am from the Buckingham Palace- The Queen of England is just house sitting for me until I get done with my Charitable duties of educating y’all on some Royalty Etiquettes – Yeah Thank me later……
The How and Inspiration?
So one day I was going through Instagram Discover and I came across this beautiful & funny woman’s page – @sheisthe_t and I was hooked!!!!!!!! Just Look at this Royal entertaining visuals…….
Video from Sheisthe_T
I might not have a Fedrick – As I said I lent all my services and assets to the Queen of England and My home girl Meghan. I do, however, have an interesting life and happenings around me that I hope can only reach such entertainment for all our indulgence.
Please follow her and enjoy my Inspiration…Only mine will be in Kasi Flava- Down here In Mzansi ( Say it with me M–S—A—N—S—EEEE)

Sheishe_t IG page & Handle
What will I be writing about?
Well as I go through my life as a basic bitch who sees things in a Ritch Bitch perspective- I will be letting you know of the flabbergasting, amusing and enjoyable leisure/ and or forced labour tasks that I do in my everyday life.
“I hope you enjoy my sexy and appealing writing, Yes it is provoking, enticing and hilarious” – Ritch Bitch
Follow me on Twitter @Ritch_Bitch99 for live interactions.
You may Kneel and Bow….Im exiting…….
Yours In Royalty
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